Today's Top Ten List is courtesy of Jace'. Jace' has this insane ability to watch a movie once and not only memorize the most poignant lines; but recite them on command. While she and I have rather different taste in films...I do appreciate her unique talent. She has a particular penchant for what I call "stupid movie quotes." When I suggested the topic she took some offense. What I should have said was, "Hey Jace'...can you provide me with a list of your top ten favorite comedy film quotes?" By no means do I think these movies are stupid...well...no, no, no. I won't comment. I haven't actually seen all of these. When Johnny provided the YouTube links to his favorite songs to groove by, Jace' said she WOULD provide the same service. She would simply NOT be outdone!
Jace' and I at Maria's birthday party. I am playing with black and white and blurring of edges.
1) Airplane! 1980
This had me cracking up when I was in elementary school!! It’s a classic!
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPVw-Vl1ow
2) Wedding Crashers 2005
Mediation Scene This is too funny. Every time someone is talking to me and I don’t want to listen I just say this….
soon to be ex-wife: "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C85tJflYb4s
3) Pineapple Express 2008
Saul and Dale about to light up a joint.
Saul: “Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind...
It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.”
4) Grandma’s Boy 2006
This movie is HANDS DOWN one of my all time favorite movies! It’s hilarious! It’s so funny that there is not just one or two quotes that stand out, but since I couldn’t put the entire movie on the blog here is what I came up with.
After he beats Bobby in Dance, Dance Revolution, this is how Jeff reacts:
Jeff: “Uh-Oh? High Score? What does that mean? Did I break it?”
Jeff is about to loss his virginity to one of Alex’s grandma’s friends. This is their pillow talk in bed. Oh, and Jeff is only about 25 in the movie.
Jeff: “So, I mean, what’s it like being old? It’s gotta be weird, right? I mean you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac…”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsEuOw3ihbs
5) Caddyshack 1980
This movie needs no explanation, it’s still funny! The link is to the Caddyshack theatrical trailer.
Al: “Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTqenN1SqQ
6) Role Models 2008
This movie has a few very funny quotes, but I have to include the Ben Affleck quote for my girl Patty!
Danny is this little 9 year old black kid that Ronnie and Wheeler have to be “Role Models” for (along with McLovin) so they don’t go to jail.
Ronnie: Suck it, "Reindeer Games!"
Danny: I'm not Ben Affleck.
Ronnie: You white? Then you Ben Affleck.
7) Friday 1995
This is another movie that needs no explanation.
Smokey: I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the f**k up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.
8) Office Space 1999
Bob and Peter are chatting about Peter’s lack of motivation.
Peter: “The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.”
The link below is the video of Peter “not caring” in the gangsta scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eniw_S8JaJM
9) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004
This is when Brian is talking about his special cologne called Sex Panther…it’s made with bits of real panther…
Brian: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
10) Dumb and Dumber 1994
There are entirely too many from this movie, so I’ll just say this…
Guy in restaurant: “Kick his ass sea bass!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUvV0BOiE6E
A special "thank you" to Jace'. I absolutely adore this crazy talent of yours. You keep us all laughing all the time! Even if "some of you" don't believe she really saw a chupacabra at that bar-b-que joint!
Here is another card from Quotable Cards. I love the sentiment of this celebrated quote. I often think I need to abide by this gentle suggestion on a much more frequent basis. This one is tough for me. I keep it right next to my desk to remind me.
Goodnight friends! Grandma has fallen asleep as I have been finishing this up. Unfortunately I am going to have to wake her up to get her ready for bed. She does not enjoy this! Who can blame her?